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British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
OM NOM NOM[x] You know what a brolly is.
[x] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
SPLIT AND FISH *_* Minus the chips xD Allergic to potatoes D:[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
I could... if I could stomach breakfast...[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
xDD[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total: 8 ... I'm technically British so no surprises there xD
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs, not flip flops.
NOO they're jandles =X[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
Home has over 100 beaches surrounding it o.o[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
OTL[x] You're a sports fanatic.
Kinda xD[ ] You are tanned.
*Shakes fist at ghostly white English skin D:[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an australian something.
A LOT :O Aussie = our neighboursTotal: 7
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 6
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
Sometimes? XD[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You don't get cold easily.
Cold is like, under 16C lol[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 2
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have hair everywhere.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[x] Your family get-togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 5
Part Irish so no surprises there either xDAfrican American
[ ] You say ni#*a/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun.
[x] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
WTFWTF[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You refer to people as 'dawg' or 'homie'.
Homies, yes xD[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
OM NOM NOM[ ] You are good at math.
[x] You play/have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.
If a cousin-in-law counts? XD[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 4
German
[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You went to pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2.(Five fouuuur)
<- SCHNAPPS, me too xD[ ] You like Limburger cheese.
Total: 5
Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh. A lot.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 3
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the penalty.
[x] You don't read.
No time D:[ ] You shop at walmart.
Wal what now?[x] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
Eng: 8, Aussie: 7, Ita: 6, Esp: 4, Rus: 2, Irs: 5, A.Amer: 5, Azn: 4, Ger: 5, Can: 3, US: 2 Considering I'm a New Zealander with British parents (and of Irish/French descent) that's kinda ... expected and not all at the same time lol.
Way to sterotype most people but call it one Nationality xD Chicken? Watermelon? o__O I could go on XD
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If you get more than 30, I strongly recommend some counseling
If you get more than 20, youre paranoid.
If you get 10-20, you are normal.
If you get 10 or less, youre fearless.
I Fear
[ ] black people
[ ] the dark
[x] staying single forever
[ ] being a parent
[x] giving birth
[ ] being myself in front of others
[ ] (really big) open spaces
[x] closed spaces
[ ] heights
[ ] dogs
[ ] birds
[ ] fish
[x] spiders
[ ] flowers or other plants
Total: 4
[ ] being touched
[x] fire
[ ] deep water
[ ] snakes
[ ] silk
[ ] the ocean
[x] failure
[ ] success
[ ] thunder/lightning
[ ] frogs/toads
[ ] my boyfriends/girlfriends dad
[x] my boyfriends/girlfriends mom
[x] rats
[ ] jumping from high places
[ ] snow
Total so far: 8
[ ] rain
[ ] wind
[x] crossing hanging bridges
[x] death
[ ] heaven
[ ] being robbed/mugged
[ ] falling
[x] clowns
[ ] dolls
[x] large crowds of people
[ ] men
[ ] women
[ ] having great responsibilities
[x] doctors, including dentists
[ ] tornadoes
Total so far: 13
[ ] hurricanes
[ ] incurable diseases
[ ] sharks
[ ] Friday the 13th
[ ] ghosts
[ ] poverty
[ ] Halloween
[ ] school
[ ] trains
[ ] odd numbers
[ ] even numbers
[ ] being alone
[x] becoming blind
[ ] becoming deaf
[ ] growing up
Total so far: 14
[ ] creepy noises in the night
[ ] bee stings
[ ] not accomplishing my dreams/goals
[ ] needles
[ ] blood
[ ] dinosaurs
[ ] the welcome mat
[ ] high speed
[ ] throwing up
[ ] falling in love
Total so far: 14
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Natural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $100
[ ] Blonde - $50
[ ] Black - $15
[ ] Bald - $5
[ ] Other- $75
Total: $100
Eye Color:
[ ] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[x] Blue $150
[ ] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15
Total so far: $250
Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5'5" to 5'11" - $75
[x] 4'9" to 5'4" - $50
[ ] Under 5′4 - $24
Total so far: $300
Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[x] 21 to 25 - $50
OMG OLD DDD:[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[ ] 0 to 18 - $100
Total so far: $350
Birth Order:
[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[ ] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] Second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[x] Last Born - $100
[ ] Third born - $550
[ ] Fourth born - $300
[ ] Fifth born - $400
[ ] Sixth born -$215
Total so far: $450
Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[x] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[ ] No - $667
Total so far: $750
Vision?
[ ] Perfect vision $400
[x] Need or have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] Contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100
Total so far: $950
Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[x] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450
Total so far: $1450
Favorite Colors (three):
[x] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[ ] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[x] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[x] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500
Total: $2725
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[x] Nope - $1000
[ ] Some- $750
Final Total:
$3725REPOST WITH TITLE:
"I cost $________ a night"
NTY :
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AND YET ANOTHER :'
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Rules:
✖ Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
✖ Post the first definition it gives you.
Maybe✖ Tag 3 people.
NTY1.) Your name?
A nickname for blow, cocaine, or the white devil.
"yoo are we chillin with jen tonight"
2.) Your age?
1) A .22 caliber handgun
2) Any rim that measures 22 inches in size
3) Slang term used for women to let you know they are prostitutes.
1) "Don't tote no 22's"
2) "Magnum cost me 22, sat it on them 22's"
3) "Lil mama super thick, she say she 22"
3.) One of your friends?
Rock hard, amaaaaaaaaazing, such a raj and one hell of a sexy bitch!!!
"Wow check out the legs on her, she's such a Kirsty"
5.) Favorite color?
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
"The sky is blue."
o_O6.) Birthplace?
A beautiful country in the South Pacific, approximately 2200kms South-east of the East coast of Australia. Population: 4 million (as of April 28th, 2003).
Advantages: Strong democracy under a proportional voting system; it's not Australia; moderate climate - neither too hot, nor too cold. Beautiful young women and handsome blokes in abundance: healthy indoors / outdoors lifestyle year-round.
Disadvantages: Only 2200kms from Australia.
"You can't go to heaven until you've checked out New Zealand first."
FTW :
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7.) Month of your birth?
cool; sexy; hot
"i am so may"
8.) Last person you talked to?
like a prickly pear, fiesty on the outside, yummy on the inside
"she's a bit holly. Me Like!"
9.) One of your nicknames?
(Flossy)
Extremely flashy or showy.
. . .